Bikini Bistro (1995)

Is your vegetarian restaurant in New York City about to go out of business? Has your sleazy landlord given you only four days to either pay him or get out? If so, this movie tells you what to do. The solution to your problem: Girls in tiny bikinis. Just hire a few of them and your place will be packed in about five, six minutes, according to the events depicted here. Makes sense to me. This low-budget skin flick was made in the prosperous mid-90s and is even more relevant in today’s difficult economy. Former Penthouse Pet Amy Lynn Baxter runs the restaurant with a little help from old school porn star Marilyn Chambers, who plays herself. The girls fill their bikinis nicely, but director Ernest G. Sauer has a little more trouble filling out the film’s eighty-five minutes. Every joke here gets driven deep into the ground and the softcore sex interludes go on a little too long. The girls are top shelf cute though, and each one packs more curves than a basket of fresh fruit, which is all that matters here.