The makers of Bikini Spring Break want you to know that the girls in the school marching band are hot, too. Just because they can play the euphonium, it doesn’t mean that they don’t look good in little short shorts. It doesn’t mean that they can’t hold their own in a wet T-shirt contest. And it certainly doesn’t mean that they can’t win at bikini jello wrestling. Our pack of band babes here are on the road to a big deal competition in Florida during spring break when their bus breaks down along the way. From there, they come up with schemes to earn the money for repairs and every single one of them results in at least one of the girls cheerfully losing her shirt and bra. Most of the jokes here are only funny if you’ve recently suffered a head injury, but there are a couple of good laughs and many good breasts. No sex scenes though, and the nudity is strictly above the equator. Also, check out Robert Carradine hilariously phoning in his every line as the girls’ coach. He looks like he really doesn’t want to be there. Dial this up one night when you’re in the mood for something corny.