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Conquest (1983) - The Constant Bleeder
Swords, sorcery and surrealism from one of Italy's finest nutjob directors. This might be the looniest thing that Lucio Fulci ever made. You can't take your eyes off it--and not just because the villain is a topless woman clad only in a metal face mask, skimpy showgirl bottoms and sometimes a live snake. Our hero