A couple of high school mongoloids who dress like it’s 1993 find a naked zombie girl bound up in chains in an old abandoned mental hospital. One of the guys is a perverted sociopath, the other guy’s a combination of sensitive and dumb as a dog biscuit. The pervert, of course, decides to have lots and lots of sex with the undead girl while she lays there like a baked trout. The sensitive dumb guy, meanwhile, broods about how wrong it is to rape zombies, but he’s slow to do anything about it because he’s too busy growing out his floppy emo bangs.
This is just as much an outrageous S&M fantasy as it is a horror film. Zombie Girl (slim Spanish model Jenny Spain) is completely nude for the entire film and mostly in bondage. Along with that, there are a few gory and clever moments, but you’ve got to wade through a lot—A LOT—of turgid teen angst and some light indie rock tunes to get there.
Written by stalwart B-movie actor Trent Haaga