Do or Die (1991)

MCDDOOR EC009The further adventures of the only US government crime-fighting agency that requires all female recruits to fill up at least a DD bra. Yep, director Andy Sidaris is back with another reliable guns-and-buns action flick starring his usual cast of Playboy Playmates. This time it’s about this evil Hawaiian crimelord who decides to kill melon-breasted super agents Dona Speir and Roberta Vasquez once and for all. He captures them at the beginning of the movie, but there’s still about ninety more minutes left to go so he sets them free and promises to send a series of assassins out for them over the next several days. Lots of explosions, gunplay, jiggle, and sequences of Playmates changing clothes follow, along with redhead Cynthia Brimhall’s memorable musical scene in which she performs a French cabaret/country & western song while wearing thong lingerie.

Adding to the thrills and spills are three HUGE stars: Pat Morita as the crimelord, Erik Estrada as a military guy recruited to help out the girls, and Pandora Peaks as a fellow agent who shakes her giant, fake, water balloon breasts around and has about four lines of dialogue because she can’t act to save her life.