Exploitation maestro Andy Sidaris retires (temporarily) from directing and passes on the torch to his son, Christian Drew Sidaris. And Christian does things just like Dad, offering up plenty of tits, ass, and exploding helicopters. Still, lower your expectations for this one. Christian doesn’t quite have the directing thing figured out yet, so the pace is slow and clumsy. Also, the series loses its regular girls and replaces them all with Suzi Simpson as crime-fighting government agent Becki Midnite. She’s the worst actress to show up in a Sidaris film since Pandora Peaks in Do or Die, but she looks good in a thong. That, along with the towering Julie Strain as an evil assassin named Jewel Panther, makes this one almost watchable.
The story here is about how all the agents get suspended by their cranky new team leader so they take advantage of the break to, of course, go CAMPING together. Meanwhile, a big drug dealer is out to get them AND the agents happen to find a legendary stash of Civil War gold out in the woods.