Filthy McNastier: Maximum Dousche (2005)

filthy-mcnastierWriter/director Chris Seaver can’t spell the word douche, but he can make truly funny stupid comedies all on budgets that are barely big enough to buy a used Hyundai. He bangs out a short script, calls up his friends, buys a few squeeze bottles of mayonnaise for the sex gags and some chocolate pudding for the shit jokes, gets his video camera, and shoots these things in his house where still-in-the-package action figures hang on the wall next to Lord of the Rings and Buffy the Vampire Slayer posters. This is only forty-eight minutes long, but packs in about 48,000 tasteless jokes. It’s the sequel to Filthy McNasty and it’s pretty much the same dang thing. Here, a flat-chested girl makes a deal with Phil the Demon (via Julian the witchcraft-practicing goth kid who yearns to become a hermaphrodite) to get bigger breasts. The price is that the demon gets to hang out at the upcoming big teen party with his vampire cohort Razor McBleed and kill everyone. With his dick. The funniest running gag in the movie is Seaver’s wife, Lauren Seaver, playing Ryoko, a white girl who thinks she’s a Japanese anime character.