It’s another Andy Sidaris flick and that means more girls with guns under the Hawaiian sun. More Dona Spier. More Roberta Vasquez. More Cynthia Brimhall. More guys that nobody cares about. More jacuzzi scenes. More bikinis. More exploding helicopters. More mini-dresses stretched out by Ava Cadell’s enormous melons. More plot that no one follows. This one’s about a valuable Russian diamond that everyone’s trying to steal. Penthouse’s Pet of the Year Julie Strain shows up as an Amazonian assassin.
This was supposed to be Sidaris’s retirement film. At 62 he was ready to enjoy the jillions he’d made off of tits and ass and let his son take over as director of the series. The old man couldn’t stay away though, and ended up turning out two more films in his signature style later in the decade. To some of us aspiring dirty old men, the guy’s an inspiration.