More hot chicks and hot action from T&A master Andy Sidaris. The plot of this one ALMOST makes sense. It’s about two female government agents who end up as targets of murderous drug-runners in sunny Hawaii. You may not understand what a giant killer snake (contaminated with “toxins from cancer-infected rats”) that’s loose on the island has to do with all of this. You may not understand why the transvestite from Sidaris’s previous film, Malibu Express, is back. You may not understand why the drug dealers’ idea of an assassin is a skateboarder who carries around a blow-up sex doll for no reason. But you’ll understand why Sidaris spends the whole film showing off his stars, Playboy Playmates Dona Spier and Hope Marie Carlton, in a variety of short shorts, tight pants, bikinis, and nipple-riffic tank tops, as well as topless in a jacuzzi.
The jokes in Malibu Express are better, but this one has an exploding skateboarder and death by a razor blade-lined frisbee.