Joysticks (1983)

Video arcades and naked girls rarely mix in real life or in the movies. Unless you count this, one of the top brain dead comedies of 1983. Are there more fart jokes or more bare breasts here? I don’t know. Nobody knows. Nobody ever will know, because nobody’s ever gonna count them all. It’s pure 80s, though the story hearkens back to the beach party films of the 1960s where some old sourpuss campaigns to get the local teen hangout shut down due to the risque happenings there. Meanwhile, the kids fight back. Naturally, it all culminates in a Pac-Man competition with the fate of the arcade at stake. Along the way, we get all of the classic teen sex comedy characters, such as the virgin/nerd, the funny fat guy, the hunk, the punks, the rich bitch (underrated 80s babe Corinne Bohrer) and a bunch of cute girls who are happy to take off their clothes for our entertainment. Bless all of their hearts.