Microwave Massacre (1983)

microwaveCannibal comedy classic with the same awkward, micro-budget vibe as an old Herschell Gordon Lewis film. The DVD box proudly declares this “The Worst Horror Movie of All Time”, but I’ve seen worse. Rumpled sad sack Jackie Vernon (best known as the famous voice of Frosty the Snowman) slaves all day long in construction only to come home every night to his shrill, wannabe-gourmet wife and a dinner of some frou-frou dish with a name he can’t pronounce and that looks like Pop Tarts covered in seaweed. So he kills the old bitch one night, chops her into little pieces, and hides her in the refrigerator. Later, he goes looking for a snack and accidentally eats a part of his dead wife. It turns out that human meat tastes GREAT and so Jackie becomes a full-fledged cannibal. He’s only interested in pretty girls, though. Now a single man, he invites comely lasses to his house where they get naked, get killed and get microwaved for his dinner. LOTS of corny jokes in every scene here, along with some nice gross-out gags and gratuitous nudity (the best kind of nudity).

Look for a long-haired, bearded Paul “Pee Wee Herman” Reubens for about five seconds in the final scene.