Schoolgirl Report Part 1: What Parents Don’t Think Is Possible (1970)

The teenage girls of Germany are horny and this charming sauerkraut-flavored softcore film is here to tell us about it. It’s in the grand tradition of the “educational” exploitation film.

On a field trip, a girl gets caught sampling the flirtatious bus driver’s sausage and then all the wrinkly old Dieters and Hildas who run the school get together and talk over whether or not to expel her. They’re just about to ready to kick her ass out when the pleasant Dr. Bernauer, a psychologist “specializing in adolescence”, speaks up in her defense. It’s a new era in sexual freedom and experimentation, he explains, far different from the Otto von Bismarck days when all the school officials were young.schoolgirl-report

To illustrate his point, the good doctor absolutely must share stories he’s collected of girls teasing Catholic priests, girls having sex with their teachers, girls staring at themselves naked in their bedroom mirrors and trying on sheer bathing suits, girls meeting boys for sex at construction sites, and, of course, girls masturbating with stuffed elephant toys. And we see all of this fun stuff dramatized with a cast of cute, downy-skinned frauleins who prance around in mini-dresses, tiny bikinis, gym class leotards, or nothing at all.

Followed by twelve sequels, for further education.