Teenage Exorcist (1991)

Okay, I didn’t count ONE teenage exorcist in this movie (five bucks says the producers thought of the title first and then the script came later). There’s a whole lot of Brinke Stevens though, which is enough to make up for anything. She never gets naked, but still brings plenty of her scream queen charm as a woman who moves into a haunted house and then gets possessed by demons. From there, she’s either strutting around in dominatrix outfits or tied up. It’s a mild S&M stew here. Brinke Stevens actually wrote the screenplay to this. Maybe she’s into the kinky stuff (and, if so, God bless her). When she’s not onscreen, the movie loses its pulse, though Eddie Deezen as a pizza delivery man helps a little. Robert Quarry and Michael Berryman round out the cast of cult favorites.