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The Monster Squad (1987) - The Constant Bleeder
Primo 1980s kiddie adventure garbage. No adults allowed. Has the same aftertaste as a bowl of Count Chocula. Its charm comes from how old-fashioned it is beneath its veneer of foul-mouthed middle-schoolers (one of them smokes!) and 80s cocaine pop music interludes. This is the Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein of the 80s. It's a comedy