Never mind the zombies here. They’re about as scary as The Count from Sesame Street. The easy highlights of this otherwise dull film are the devilish Allison Hayes and her torpedo-sized breasts (all wrapped up in tight tops and those 1950s cone bras, of course). What’s more suspenseful here, wondering whether the ragtag diamond hunters will succeed in getting past the zombie sailors who guard the sunken ship that holds an old cache of gems or wondering whether or not Allison Hayes will tip over from her physical proportions at any moment? Me, I lost interest in the diamond hunt about halfway through.