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Return of the Jedi (1983) - The Constant Bleeder
I was about 30 years old when I found out that Return of the Jedi was supposed to suck. I had no idea. Everybody in my first grade class liked it. I don't recall anyone during recess complaining about too many puppets or Ewoks. Nobody in the cafeteria cared about Boba Fett's ignoble demise. There