Savage Beach (1989)

091763-003C.tifThe continuing adventures of Donna and Taryn, Andy Sidaris’s two government agents who dress exclusively in short-shorts and bikinis and who like to unwind after a long day of fighting crime by getting naked together in a hot tub. There’s a LOT of plot in this one. Too much. And not enough jokes. This film doesn’t really get going until about halfway through when Donna and Taryn end up stranded on a remote tropical island after their little two-seat plane goes down in a storm. It just happens to be the same island on which some Japanese soldiers hid a cache of gold back in World War II. Of course, a bunch of bad guys are there trying to find the loot.

Look for Lisa London in a few scenes. She was the sorority girl whose breasts probably threatened to knock the camera over if she turned around too fast in the raunchy 1979 classic H.O.T.S.. Here, Andy Sidaris risks similar damage to the set by casting her as a fellow agent.