Guided by Voices
Do the Collapse
1999, TVT Records
Mainstream American rock radio in 1999 was the shittiest thing ever. It was the frat party of your dullest nightmares. There were no “artists”, just warm and breathing piles of tattoos. It was the land of Lit and Smash Mouth and Korn. Bad facial hair was everywhere. Whiny singers. The worst production ever. Nothing sounds like human hands made it. Guitars and drums have such little personality that they come off like they’re on a programmed loop (and they probably were). The singers sound electronically pitch-corrected (and they probably were). And all of this nonsense is turned up WAY too loud and compressed to death.
There were few real songwriters there anymore. Bombast was all they had.
It was bad bad bad, is what I’m trying to say. It was terrible. It was awful.
You’re probably still wondering how bad it was.
It was so bad that when The Strokes debuted two years later, people actually thought that they were GOOD.
How anyone thought that Guided by Voices stood a chance at fitting in among that crowd, I’m not sure, but from Robert Pollard’s perspective, I think he needed to at least TRY.
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