Robert Pollard-Mania! #116: BAD FOOTBALL

The Takeovers
Bad Football
2007, Off Records

Young listeners and new listeners to Robert Pollard’s work tend to be awed by the big pile of it, as they should be.

I used to think like that, but then I got old and Pollard’s songs have been a daily presence in my life for over thirty years and there’s a new color to my feelings about it all.

Over time, Pollard has become more and more relatable to me. He’s not from planet Krypton. He’s a guy who shows up and does the work. Just like I’ve been doing forever. You, too, I bet.

Five albums a year isn’t so crazy if you think of all of the shit that YOU do each day, all that you tolerate and work against just to finish what needs to get done so you can get paid, take care of the kids, contribute a little something to the big merry-go-round, and be a proper member of the human race.

I’m not saying that every musician should do it this way. I like My Bloody Valentine, Kim Deal, and Fiona Apple. Some brilliant people thrive on a deliberate approach. They have no taste for banging it out. If it takes a decade to feel out where the sounds in their head should go next, they’re willing. Each release is painfully realized, an exhaustion of a vision that leaves nothing left afterward, to the point that you might not hear from them again until the next Halley’s Comet. That path is risky in its own fashion and I have nothing bad to say about it.

But Pollard’s working artist thing, an almost blue collar cycle of turning out work and staying in the zone, no time to waste, speaks to me like nothing else. I’m hooked, I’m damaged, and I relate in my own crazy way.

Continue reading “Robert Pollard-Mania! #116: BAD FOOTBALL”

Robert Pollard-Mania! #80: BEARD OF LIGHTNING

Phantom Tollbooth
Beard of Lightning
2003, Off Records

The Off Records label run by Chris Slusarenko out of Portland, Oregon worked with Robert Pollard on two releases that were on a mission to pair him with unlikely collaborators.

As Pollard fired out multiple LPs a year made mostly with people he knew, Off sought to show us how his singular energy works with other minds and other sounds that you didn’t see coming. They’re left turns. Rock ‘n’ roll non sequiturs. Robert Pollard is perfect for this not only for his work ethic, but also because his tastes include noise and fucked-up shit. He has one of those free and freaky minds that can go left or right at any time.

The first mutant from this experiment is The Tropic of Nipples, in which Pollard and writer Richard Meltzer trade the spotlight in a noise-rock poetry slam. It’s not for everybody.

The second one is a lot closer to a “regular” rock LP, but it manages to be an even stranger idea. In fact, I don’t know if anyone before or since has made an album with anything like the process of Beard of Lightning. 

Its story begins in New York City in the late 1980s.

Continue reading “Robert Pollard-Mania! #80: BEARD OF LIGHTNING”

Robert Pollard-Mania! #67: THE TROPIC OF NIPPLES EP

Richard Meltzer, Robert Pollard, Smegma & Antler
The Tropic of Nipples EP
2002, Off Records

There’s a charm to music that doesn’t care about being liked. Music that farts right in your face and doesn’t even say “excuse me”.

You can criticize it for being tuneless, I guess, but what does that mean if it doesn’t seek to be tuneful? You can call it trash, but how sharp is your blade when the music is happy to be damaged? You can say that it’s an insult, but how many megatons is your bomb when these sounds are intended to be an affront?

Tropic of Nipples is one of those records. It’s one of those outsider things. It’s proudly ugly, pointedly disheveled and wantonly fucked. A negative review is as much of a recommendation as a positive one. Its twelve tracks (it’s a stretch to call most of them songs) all crammed up on the original 7″ come and go too quickly to enjoy much on their own. They’re parts of a whole, individual scribbles of graffiti on the same brick wall.

Our two vandals are Richard Meltzer and Robert Pollard.

This isn’t really a Robert Pollard record. He’s the co-star. The title is Meltzer’s. Meltzer also gets the first and last tracks on the original release.

Pollard contributes cover art and six tracks (plus two more on the CD), but the real auteur here looks to be Off Records founder Chris Slusarenko.

Continue reading “Robert Pollard-Mania! #67: THE TROPIC OF NIPPLES EP”