Robert Pollard-Mania! #116: BAD FOOTBALL

The Takeovers
Bad Football
2007, Off Records

Young listeners and new listeners to Robert Pollard’s work tend to be awed by the big pile of it, as they should be.

I used to think like that, but then I got old and Pollard’s songs have been a daily presence in my life for over thirty years and there’s a new color to my feelings about it all.

Over time, Pollard has become more and more relatable to me. He’s not from planet Krypton. He’s a guy who shows up and does the work. Just like I’ve been doing forever. You, too, I bet.

Five albums a year isn’t so crazy if you think of all of the shit that YOU do each day, all that you tolerate and work against just to finish what needs to get done so you can get paid, take care of the kids, contribute a little something to the big merry-go-round, and be a proper member of the human race.

I’m not saying that every musician should do it this way. I like My Bloody Valentine, Kim Deal, and Fiona Apple. Some brilliant people thrive on a deliberate approach. They have no taste for banging it out. If it takes a decade to feel out where the sounds in their head should go next, they’re willing. Each release is painfully realized, an exhaustion of a vision that leaves nothing left afterward, to the point that you might not hear from them again until the next Halley’s Comet. That path is risky in its own fashion and I have nothing bad to say about it.

But Pollard’s working artist thing, an almost blue collar cycle of turning out work and staying in the zone, no time to waste, speaks to me like nothing else. I’m hooked, I’m damaged, and I relate in my own crazy way.

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Robert Pollard-Mania! #105: TURN TO RED

The Takeovers
Turn to Red
2006, The Fading Captain Series

I recommend making bold statements sometimes. I’ve heard that it’s good for your circulation.

My bold statement of the day is that Robert Pollard fans have more FUN than any other fans in rock music. What sets Pollard fandom apart is that it’s long-sustained fun. I’ve been on this ride for thirty years now and it’s still going.

Now I’m not saying that those of us who know our Mars Classroom from our Elephant Jokes are guaranteed to throw the craziest parties or be the most enthusiastic whitewater rafters, but when it comes to having over 100 albums of music to explore and re-explore as we follow an eccentric genius who won’t take a year off and is determined to use rock music to draw his own step-by-step map of the insights and calamities of aging, I think that us Pollard freaks have it pretty good. Things are always happening. We never get radio silence.

Had my formative influences been a little different, maybe I’d be a Juggalo today and I’d have no idea who Robert Pollard is and I’m glad that didn’t happen.

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